May 28, 2024
by Edwin
50 Symptoms of a Travelholic
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- You don’t remember your mother’s birthday but you have your frequent flyer number memorized.
- Your idea of porn is Travel and Leisure Magazine
- Your wallet (or home drawer) has at least 5 types of currencies
- You have a selfie with a parrot, a monkey, a koala, an elephant and a kangaroo.
- Your profile pic is of you in an exotic country
- You don’t name drop celebrities at dinner parties, you name drop countries you’ve visited
- Your yearly goal in life is to get status with an airline (and you actually have a plan in place)
- You’re still in the middle of your vacation and you’re already planning the next one
- You can name all the restaurants at the airport
- You think that travel where you don’t need your passport doesn’t really count as travel
- You can’t name the Khardashian sisters but you can name every country in the Eastern bloc
- You’d pick a rainy day Argentina or a snow storm in Zurich over a sunny day at home
- Your credit card was issued by an airline
- Half of your Facebook friends are people you’ve met in a foreign country
- You actually enjoy seeing your friends’ vacation photos
- You have the double-sized 32 page passport
- You got more excited planning your honeymoon than planning your wedding
- You’ve spent more time on TripAdvisor than CNN
- You can name 5 Amazing Places to watch the sunset
- Your favorite Thai Restaurant, is actually in Thailand
- You’ve thought of giving up your amazing job to one that will allow you to travel for free
- You work extra hard so that you have more money for more trips
- You re-consider having pets as it may affect your ability to travel
- When you haven’t travelled in 3 months, you start getting antsy and think your lie is B-O-R-I-N-G!
- You don’t get jealous when your friends post about their new car, but you do when they post a pic of them frolicking in Greece
- You can’t name the 5 members of One Direction, but you have heard of countries like Myanmar, Mongolia, Morocco, Georgia, and Laos
- Your friends know it’s better to email you for travel tips and ideas than use Google
- You know that Ottawa is not a city in Japan
- You love your family but you will only spend Christmas vacation or Thanksgiving vacation with them. The other holiday is for traveling somewhere.
- You’d rather do Paris the City, than Paris Hilton
- When you’re deciding where to go for your vacation, it feels like Sophie’s Choice.
- You have ridden a horse, an elephant, and a camel
- Your screensaver is a gorgeous landscape photo, not of Jake Gyllenhaal.
- You’re most happiest when you’re on the road.
- You couldn’t care less that Kim Khardashian and Kanye got together, but if airlines merge …. Oh, you try to get all the facts!!!!
- You know what Global Entry and Priority Pass are, in fact, you’re a member
- You know more about a plane’s configuration than your own car
- You know how to say “Thank You” in more than 5 languages
- You learn that your friend just bought a $1,500 purse, you’re thinking “God, I’d rather use that money for a trip to Bali.”
- You can’t name the past 5 US presidents but can name at least 40 US states
- Your hottest sex experience, is with a foreigner
- The only time you pray is before each flight “God, I hope I get upgraded!!!! PLEASE!!!!”
- 90% of your junk mail are from travel-related websites
- You absolutely hate airline food by now
- You judge people who travel with super large suitcases. You think they’re crazy.
- At the airport, you have a favorite sitting area and you know where all the charging stations are.
- You know that Bellagio is not just a hotel in Vegas
- Given the choice, you would rather hug a koala than Hugh Jackman
- You may not remember where you put your car keys, but you know exactly where your passport is.
- You actually have a bucket list.
If you are a Travelholic, join our support group NOW! We meet at the Airport Executive Lounge every first Friday of the month! See you there!
(Share in the comments below how you scored!)