10 Things You Have to Know About Australia Before Your Trip

Lesson 1: They don’t have ketchup, they have tomato sauce.

Lesson 2: “E” is pronounced as “I” so if someone says “Wanna come see my dick?” that’s not what he meant in Australia.

Lesson 3: There are as many wineries in Australia as there are oil rigs in Saudi Arabia (Travel with a designate driver)

Lesson 4: Australia is the biggest zoo in the world.

Lesson 5: They use a weird-looking plug

Lesson 6: They have weird street and city names. Some are tongue twisters.

Lesson 7: Everyone is HOT! I am convinced that there is a government mandate asking all the ugly people to stay indoors when there are tourists around.

 

Lesson 8: There are as many Ugg Boots outlet store in Australia as there are Starbucks in Seattle

Lesson 9: Be careful you don’t hit one of these …

Lesson 10: Their street signs will confuse you. “What? No Sex on the street or you will tow my car?”

 

 

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